I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!
I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.
Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.
You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
The fact is: America's obsession with meat and dairy has pretty much destroyed our sense of taste. The average burger and milkshake meal is so overloaded with fat, salt and sugar that it has numbed our taste buds to virtually anything else.
I have a confession to make - I am very fond of junk food.
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
When I have any sort of diet that's high in sugar or yeast, I would find that my body would be very much out of whack.
