Diaper Changing Quotes

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this could not be correct. Unless you're specifically trying to raise a welterweight, continual deliverance of powerful uppercuts is not advised when handling newborns.

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face with life's reality.

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.'

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.

Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything.

I would read a lot about how to be a dad. I had never changed a diaper before we had Birdie.

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

I learned real fast that you need to have a plan of action when changing diapers, or it can get dicey fast.

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

I wrote my first song when I was about eight. It was about putting a diaper on a chicken!

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy.

I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman.