You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.
I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it.
I always think I look dead, but I never actually do.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
I guess this is a bad time to mention I hung a dummy and painted Seneca Crane's name on it.
Well there you go. Even a psychopath recognized your worth enough to want to kill someone else first." I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
