Cremation Services Quotes

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you—free.

I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Where, indeed. Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the aftermath of some relative's funeral, has ruefully concluded that the victory has been won hands down by a funeral establishment - in disastrously unequal battle.

I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!

My blessed California, you are so wise. You render death abstract, efficient, clean. Your afterlife is only real estate, And in his kingdom Death must stay unseen.