Country Stereotypes Quotes

For me there are two types of country: There's the shoot-yourself-in-the-head country, and then there's really good country music.

Sorry for the tune up between time, but what the hell, cowboys are the only ones who stay in tune, anyway.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

Germany is made to travel in, Italy to sojourn in,… and France to live in, [but England was made] to think in.

You see a lot of people out there that say they're country, and they do their little things that are stereotypical country things, but being country is a way of life.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it's just a list of stuff: 'My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi's jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.' It's so boring!

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

The Germans and Austrians are very polite, the Swiss are very reserved and the Spanish usually kiss me. The Brits write me letters.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

For example, Taj Mahal is the first thing which comes to the minds of many foreigners who visit India, and how Eiffel Tower in Paris, but there is lot more to every country.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Why am I a closet country music fan? Because I grew up being into rock, and I always thought that country music was, like, something my mom was into. Like, it wasn't cool. It wasn't happening. They were all singing about driving around in their trucks looking for Lulu.

Well, India is a country of nonsense

I dislike all those cookie-cutter Nashville songs. You know the ones: about tight jeans and pick-up trucks.

We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.

It's liberating to wear clothes that are outside the boundaries of what I'm supposed to wear, ya know, based on the traditional model, whether that be a country music singer, or being from the country. It's not a rebellious thing.