Gas Station Quotes

Russia is a gas station posing as a country.

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station.

If I rob a gas station, I'm going to get 15 years. If I steal $400 million on Wall Street, I start plea-bargaining.

Whether I'm at the gas station or I be at the store, I be there by myself. I be regular.

My parents worked harder than anyone I have ever met. They had so many businesses. There was the motel, but throughout my childhood, they also had a drive-through dairy, a gas station, a clothing store, a computer reselling business.

In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food.

When I was a kid, I worked as a clerk at my parent's motel. From when I was eight or nine, I rented rooms, helped with laundry, folding tons of towels. And then I also worked at my dad's gas station more as a young adult and as an adult.

The only other thing I can really remember wanting to do besides acting was a gas station attendant. At the time, that seemed like a great job - wash the windows, pump the gas - it looks so cool coming home with black hands. There's a natural transition, from wanting to be a gas station attendant to being an actor, right?

One of my most vivid memories from 1974 was the gas station at the foot of the hill below my Southern California high school - car lines snaking out into the street, heralding the failure of the government's price controls and lame ideas such as odd-even rationing.

When I go to the gas station or the restaurant, people still come up and say hi.

I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.

The United States must look beyond Mr. Putin. His regime may appear imposing, but it is rotting inside. His Russia is not a great power on par with America. It is a gas station run by a corrupt, autocratic regime.

I know what it's like to wash my clothes in a Chevron station.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

Hapscomb's Texaco sat on Number 93 just north of Arnette, a pissant four-street burg about 110 miles from Houston.

I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.

I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up.

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place.

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

It's really strange being in, like, Addison, Texas, and having people come up to me at a Nordstrom's or a gas station. It's really, really surreal.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside.

I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil.

His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas station at the outskirts of Madison, Kentucky.

It's easier to get funding for a gas station than to start the next Facebook or Twitter in the Mideast.