cooking abilities Quotes

It's kind of crazy what I can do and what I can't do. It's simple things like rice and quinoa or salads, honestly, that I'm not great at. But I can make an osso buco that takes six hours.

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

I have no skills. I mean, I can make jokes, I'm pretty good at talking to people on the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I can figure out what makes a pretty good story, and I can make eggs really well.

British women can't cook.

My grandmother died when my mother was just 11 years old, and consequently, my mother never learned how to cook particularly well.

It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a five-course meal for twelve from an egg, two spaghetti noodles, some household chemicals, and a stick of chewing gum. Molly ... Molly once burned my egg. My boiled egg. I don't know how.

I cook. I did the Escoffier course in Paris when I was 21 in one of those periods when it was like a pause. I can cook anything Italian, Chinese.

Anyone can cook, and most everyone should.

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

I work on most weekends, so my husband is the executive chef. He is an amazing cook. I love the way he does salmon, and his apple pie for dessert is delicious.

My husband is a brilliant cook - enthusiastic and good - but he has not mastered the clearing up as you go along.

If everyone could just cook properly I wouldn't have a problem.