I'm not a fan of people coming in the clubhouse.
I started doing stand up when I was 19. Because I was underage at the time, at certain clubs I would be forced to wait outside until it was my time to go on stage. Then I would do my set, walk off, and be kicked out again.
Good God, do you mean to say this place is a club?
I suppose all of those New Romantic clubs were quite up their own asses in a way. Well, Taboo was up its own ass in a different way, but not in terms of rules.
I've never broken a piano. However, I've been banned from particular clubs for breaking piano strings.
A right rule for a club would be,-Admit no man whose presence excludes any one topic.
You get to know them, they get to know you and see if they like you. Then they'll vote on you to become a prospect. You have to be sponsored by a Hells Angel.
And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.