Clothing Protection Quotes

If it is a relief to take your clothes off at night, be sure that something is wrong. Clothes should not be a burden. They should be a comfort and a protection.

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness.

I think tights make a comeback out of necessity every season: you can only go so far with naked legs in the cold! You've got to protect yourself. I remember going to a fashion show and saying, 'And it's okay if I wear nude tights with this?' to the designer, who looked at me like I just killed his dog or something.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

I don't cook around heat in my underwear.

I don't use a lint brush or anything, and I don't iron, but I could easily pick lint off of someone else.

If my closet were burning, it'd be my collection of jackets I would save - they always make me feel pulled-together.

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.

I like to wear sleeves because they cover up my arms.