Las Vegas is a big draw. There are a lot things to do there other than basketball.
The city is all right. To live in one Is to be civilized, stay up and read Or sing and dance all night and see sunrise By waiting up instead of getting up.
New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.
Where is this Hollywood scene, where is it? I'd like to find it one day... If I want to go out and have a good time, I go to New York.
I do believe if we opened up a comedy theater in a city, that we're going to be able to teach improv better than whoever's there already. In general, I think I could say that.
If I were mayor, I'd invite everyone to have free boat trips on the river and free balloon rides over the city. I'd let the elderly in residential homes wander free.
Chicago is pretty much my favorite city to perform in. For some reason, people from the Chicago area have an amazing attitude.
Growing up in Houston, the music scene is super boring.
Ooooh, I love Nashville! It seems like everywhere you walk, there's great music coming out of every wall.
If we're so awful and we're so bad, you ought to check out the nightlife in Leningrad.
A country gentleman should bring his lady to visit London as soon as he can, that they may have agreeable topicks for conversation when they are by themselves.
