Certificates Quotes

…all the teachers henceforth to be employed be provided from some Model School, with a certificate of their competency, that will aid us in a work of great difficulty, to wit, … placing youths under the direction of competent teachers, and of those only.

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

My husband is a martial artist, and he thinks it's hilarious that I have a stage-fighting-proficiency certificate. He thinks that's ridiculous. Can't say I've used it much.

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.