I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.
Sometimes I'll leave the house and go to a delicatessen down the street from me - it's been there a million years - just because I can look at people.
He's not the relationship kind or so I hear." "And do you want a relationship?" I asked her. "No." She laughed, dabbing her fry. "But I have a feeling with someone like him, you get one taste and you will always want more." "Sort of like crack?" Jacob suggested. "Or Cheetos," Brit supplied.
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.
One night love affair, pretending we don't care, and now we're left with nothing.
I don't know John Riggins. I mean, I've met him a few times, and I had dinner with him once.
Do you come here often?
Question asked of a poor patron while visiting a Brooklyn soup kitchen:
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.
I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.
As the children were sitting there eating pears, a girl came walking along the road from town. When she saw the children she stopped and asked, "Have you seen my papa go by?" "M-m-m," said Pippi. "How did he look? Did he have blue eyes?" "Yes," said the girl. "Medium large, not too tall and not too short?" "Yes," said the girl. "Black hat and black shoes?" "Yes, exactly," said the girl eagerly. "No, that one we haven't seen," said Pippi decidedly.
People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
Take someone NEW AND WEIRD to lunch today
I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane.
Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.
And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms last night. And ended up losing everything that I came with.
There are one or two young men I wouldn't mind taking home.
If I could hang out with Jimi Hendrix, it wouldn't be over dinner.
I've never had a girl just for one night in my hotel room.
I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
If I've ever followed Conte, then it's been to get a coffee at most.
I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, Do you really have to be here? I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex.
When I visited my family in Virginia, I tracked down my seventh-grade best friend and sat in TGI Fridays near a mall for hours, laughing while her daughter took insane-looking selfies on my phone.
If ever anyone comes up to me, it's usually like, 'You look really like that guy on that show.' And you're like, 'Really?' And they're like, 'Yeah. Cool. See you later.' And you're like, 'Cool, man.'
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?'