Car Problems Quotes

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.

My dad had given my sister and I our starter car, a red, old 1985 Chevy Blazer. It was so beat up, the taillights would fall off, and we would use red duct tape.

I have one car that works; it's fast and safe: an Audi 5. And I have two old cars that never work: an old Peugeot convertible, and an Alfa Romeo Giulia.

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.

In high school, I had a gold 1992 Ford Explorer. It was a gift. I used to have a terrible habit of locking the keys in the car when I used leave the car running to help it start on a cold morning. I think the local locksmith became used to me calling him.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

My mom sent me money for a car, but the cops impounded it because I had no insurance.

I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that until I almost had to pay someone to tow it away.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

I'm not very good with cars. They rebel against me.

I have a '68 Mustang, which is my baby. I've had her for about six years, which is kind of a miracle, considering how many times she's been stolen.

I got the big BMW X5, and I didn't like it. It was just too big, and I didn't feel comfortable driving it. It was taking up too much room, and I was afraid I was going to smash into something.

The Delorean was an inferior automobile, and nearly impossible for a person of normal size like myself to enter and exit.