Car Problem Quotes

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

And he's lost both right front tires.

I have had window braces smashed in the front of my car, several times. They fail all the time in the front.

There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

Something doesn't look right," Vee said. "Is the tire supposed to look like that?" I banged my head against the nearest tree trunk. "So we've got a flat," Vee said. "What now?

I think in my car somebody is playing with the pressure and the temperatures.

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

You're really not that good a mechanic, Edward. Maybe you should have Rosalie take a look at it tonight, just so you look good if Mike decides to let you help, you know. Not that it wouldn't be fun to watch his face if Rosalie showed up to help. But since Rosalie is supposed to be across the country attending college, I guess that's not the best idea. Too bad.