Bowling Ball Quotes

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

I have put in a lot of work on my bowling.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

I've been bowling for so long, and I really, really enjoy it.

Bowling was my natural skill. I didn't know how I was doing it, but I was spinning it miles and bamboozling people.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

You can sometimes bowl extremely well and get no reward.

There is a theorem that colloquially translates, You cannot comb the hair on a bowling ball. ... Clearly, none of these mathematicians had Afros, because to comb an Afro is to pick it straight away from the scalp. If bowling balls had Afros, then yes, they could be combed without violation of mathematical theorems.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

Outside of basketball, I really love to bowl.

I don't bowl for personal numbers.

I would say I am an ordinary bowler but one with a really big heart, and that's what has stood me in good stead in all these years.

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it.

Bowling at Steve Smith in his form is difficult and you have to make sure you take all your chances.

I grew up in bowling alleys.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

Once I step over that white line I become The Bowler.

I'm a great bowler. I was in a couple of leagues as a kid.

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

Pretty much all bowlers are nice dudes.

I am now bowling 135 clicks at times, and yeah, it's good.

I don't bowl indoors, as I bowl with full run-up.

I am the sort of player who can rattle off frame after frame when I am on a roll.