Body Odor Quotes

My weirdest scent association is probably Axe Body Spray, because every boy I know wears that stuff, and the smell is so specific! And the loud noise when you spray it! My little brother used to wear it, and the whole house would reek of it for days.

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

When she bleeds the smells I know change colour. There is iron in her soul on those days. She smells like a gun.

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

I don't wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That's basically what I smell like.

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?

He's clean," Ritchie announced. Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear.

Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.

John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though.

It definitely happens more often than you would think when someone comes up and you're like: "He's really attractive and seems really nice," and it just doesn't work if he smells bad.

Now aren't you glad I made you take a bath?" Bill asked. "One less bottle of eau de reekette punching holes in l'ozone.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

You can never have a relationship with someone whose smell you don't like.

Self-esteem and self-contempt have specific odors; they can be smelled.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

You want the scent? Smell yourself!

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.

How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad.

Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That’s what's really cute to me.

Harriet Jones: Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? It's more like, um... Rose Tyler: Bad breath. Harriet Jones: That's it! The Doctor: Calcium decay. Now that Narrows it down!.. Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. What else - what else? Hyphenated surnames. Yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius! Mickey Smith: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, great! We can write 'em a letter.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

Just be yourself and wear deodorant.