I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
I'm going to drink a Coor's Light, cause Bud Light don't pay me nothin'.
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.
I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There's a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.
I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.
Corona Light has had very faithful stewardship from us from the very beginning in 1989.
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.
