Beard Fashion Quotes

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

I like short beards. Not a big fan of the bigger beards.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.

Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.

Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.

A full beard looks cool.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

I got into beards right in the middle of the hipster boom.

When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

I had a beard way before it was fashionable.

It's a weird thing, beards now. I'll be in east London, and lads come up to me: 'Yo man, what beard oil do you use?' I'm like, 'I don't know what you're talking about.' It's just laziness.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?