I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
The Falklands things was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it's pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck is a little bit stacked against you in that regard.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.
Certainly the principal has to be bald. Certainly the school counselor has to be bald. And the driver's ed teacher. And maybe the wood-shop teacher. Mine was.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
hopes dance best on bald men's hair
Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald.