bald Quotes

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat.

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

Being bald is no fun.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers.

I'm a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side.

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.

I'm the one who started spreading that particular factoid, about Bendis, Azz and me all being bald Brian's from Cleveland, just to get my name mentioned in the same sentence as two much-better writers, and it's worked like a goddamn charm. Next up, I'm going to grow a big, disgusting beard, just so people will start talking about Alan Moore and me in the same breath.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

People shave their heads all the time.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix.

I have no detectable hair style.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

For a 6-foot-3 guy with no hair and a whiny voice, I've done all right.

When Fortune comes, seize her in front with a sure hand, because behind she is bald.