Amusing Experiences Quotes

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.

I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.

Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.

I find many of the people that I've worked with to be incredibly funny.

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.

The weirdest request I got was for a picture of me naked with nothing on but my cowboy boots. Needless to say, she went home empty-handed. I have, however, on several occasions, strolled around my apartment in nothing but my cowboy boots. There was just no one there to take pictures.