PAT MCAFEE

As long as folks are happy, I'm happy.

If it wasn't for finding out that my right leg could kick a ball really far, which is what I did, I am 100 percent certain that I would be attempting to be or would be a professional wrestler.

I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.

I think the game of football, from a commentating standpoint, is missing something. I think it should be a celebration, and I think it should be enjoyable, and I'm trying to make it that way.

Love is love to me.

I think what AEW has done on social media is impressive. I think the amount of interest they've garnered is impressive.

I think I can go on the record and say this: I am the only player in the history of the NFL that has called an NFL game that was not a broadcast bootcamp graduate. And with that being said, that also means I have no clue what the hell to do.

For players you don't hear about in the news, they enjoy the hell out of the offseason. They can travel and see things they never thought they'd see, or go back home to relax and see their kids and family that they haven't had a chance to hang out with in a few months.

I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.

I enjoy making people happy, and hopefully, people enjoy it and have a good time.

In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts' Walter Payton Man of the Year.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that's about it, honestly.

If you're a punter or a kicker, you don't have a lot of film study to do. There's not a lot of things to watch. You're just going to kick the ball.

If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.

A big part of football is the team aspect.

Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

I'll be a fan of the XFL, and if they want me to do something, then I'd love to... not to play. I'm not gonna play. I'm done with that, but everything else is fair game.

I don't like cheaters.

Peyton Manning donated, I think, $10 million to start a children's hospital here in Indianapolis. Whenever you see something like that, you go, 'Okay, not only can I be great on the football field, I can also be great off of the field.'

In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.

I'm gonna do a little radio, a little TV, and just create content in general and hopefully make the world a happier place.