Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
The assertion that men are objectively equal is so absurd that it does not even merit being refuted.
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
I've never said flange to a monkey!
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
Information wants to eat brie.
He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
It's malarkey. When you tell people that the roof crushing in on your head is not the cause of injury, it's your head hitting the roof, it's laughable.
Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
It was like the Wizard of Oz had spoken, and what he said was too ludicrous to take seriously.
The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.
I spent a week there one afternoon.
Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man.
I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
