Brandon Sanderson Quotes

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

How totally banal of you to ask what I really mean.

He's only silent because he's too thick to string two words together.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

-Mikhail?...Try making suggestions next time, or just plain asking. You go do whatever it is you're doing, and I'll go search you extensive library for a book on manners. -You will not find it. -Why am I not surprised?

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.

Turtles don't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Were you ever a turtle, huh?

Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.