Amanda Hocking Quotes

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Auri," I asked slowly, "are you joking with me?" She looked up and grinned. "Yes I am," she said proudly. "Isn't it wonderful?

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.

I'm not very funny!

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I don't mean to be funny.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I don't think I'm funny.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Anybody who knows me knows that half the time I'm saying things with a somewhat humorous overtone.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

I am a walking joke.

I love winding up Geoffrey Boycott.

Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way.

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.