Alex Wolff Quotes

I am a walking joke.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Humor is the ultimate truth. If it’s not true, the joke is not funny.

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.