Henny Youngman Quotes

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I'm just going to go out and play. At the end of the day, you are still hitting a little white ball with your clubs.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.

It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.

If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'

Would I have done anything different? I might have put a golf club in my hand instead of a cue. I love watching those guys play. Every situation is different, everything - every shot - has to be so precise.

I don't play golf.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

If I have a day off I will play golf.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

Actually, I'm a very good golfer.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.