Kevin James Quotes

The problem is, when you come back in you're sweating, so I wait until the very last minute before putting on my shirt so that it's not covered in sweat.

I've got a song called 'Salt Skin' because when you run in the heat it evaporates and you've got salt crystals on your face. I love that, because it means you've worked really hard.

I always tell people you don't have to work out an hour every day, but I do make sure I sweat - I think that's the biggest key to weight loss.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig!" "My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow…" "Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

I took up an offer for me to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. It worked. I lost 30 days!

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

Dancing is a sweat job.

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.

Sometimes I wake up and stretch and do 20 minutes on the treadmill, or anything to just break a sweat. And then I have the weekends where I can get out and play nine holes and maybe go to the gym.

I'm not going to party. I'm going to go do something that will make me break a sweat.

I'm not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat.

I love to sweat, so I'll do any workout class.

If you don't want to sweat, stay on the couch.

I am allergic to sweating. Seriously I get in shape by lying down.

Training is very tiring.

I sweat an awful lot.

I hate sweating, running and getting that red-faced look.

You need to enjoy yourself and just get into the routine of keeping fit and enjoying being active. That's always easier once you've made friends in the sport.

Sweat has the power to end a pity party in such a way that even the hostess is happy.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise-then you should do it.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.