Bill Maher Quotes

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

She May Look Clean --But pick-ups, good-time girls and prostitutes Spread Syphilis and Gonorrhea You can't beat the Axis if you get VD

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

Sexually-transmitted diseases is caused by sexual activity and promiscuity it spreads diseases. That's been known, you know, about 400 or 500 years, that somehow these diseases are spread. If fault comes with people because of their personal behavior but it isn't to be placed on a burden on other people, innocent people, why should they have to pay for the consequences?

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody.

You can’t do anything about HIV-AIDS unless you are willing to talk about condoms.

Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

I get tested for HIV twice a year.... One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human to be tested for STDs. It's just disgusting behaviour when people don't. It's so irresponsible.

Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.

People were having sex before I was born. My parents had sex before I was born, nothing to do with me. I'm not trying to stop sex. I'm trying to stop people from dying from sex.

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

When the alternative may be death, condom distribution is worth trying.

Responsible moral behavior is the first and best line of defense against AIDS, and is the only message we should send young people worldwide.

Every one of my generation who preached free love is responsible for AIDS.

VD: Worst of the Three.

As an OB-GYN physician, I understand the importance of protecting Americans from sexually transmitted diseases, and I applaud the development of an HPV vaccine. But for states to mandate vaccination for young women is both unprecedented and unacceptable.

The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe disease control as they promote disease transmission.

I went to an all-girls Catholic school. And all the nuns just breathed down our necks "abstinence." And that's not the right thing to do. It does not work. Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest. You have to say, "You know what, if you're gonna do it, at least think about the consequences and get protection.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

I actually get venereal disease more often than most people catch colds.

AIDS had landed and I was terrified. I was very scared, just as everyone was in the '80s. It was really hard to be sexually active and to sleep with men and with women and not feel you had a responsibility in terms of having safe sex.

[On STDs] This be Nature’s way of recommending monogamy.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.