Dylan Moran Quotes

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh.

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.

I love comedy and did a lot of comedy in college. I was in an improv comedy group with my friends.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh.

I always knew about comedy; I always loved comedy.

I enjoy doing comedy.

I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh. I started out young just making my family laugh and trying to make kids laugh in school and getting into plays. I think it's the only thing I know how to do so hopefully it works out.

I love comedy with a passion, and I hope that shows in my work. I would never want to move an inch away from comedy. What I want to do is continue to grow and extend myself, so if anything, I'm adding things on.

I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.

Fred Willard still makes me laugh.

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, 'You should do stand up,' so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right.

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

My drama instructor suggested I try comedy. I was resistant at first because I considered myself a serious actor, but of course I fell in love with it.

I wanted to be a comedian.

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.