Linda McCartney Quotes

I was under the false impression that I could sing in high school, so I did a lot of musical stuff. I can't sing or dance, so that was entertaining for everyone.

I don't play an instrument. I pretend. I try to.

I am not the worst singer.

It turns out that understanding the British public is not rocket science. The British appreciate honesty and they also have a bonkers, off-the-wall sense of humour like me.

I don't have a great voice or even a good voice.

I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.

Nobody's ever gonna accuse me of being a singer, but I can sing.

To be honest, I'm not really prepared to do a musical, simply because I think I have a pretty atrocious voice.

I'm not actually even a very good singer. I'm not.

It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best voice on the show. I'll admit it.

I am not much of a good singer, but many people still think that I should sing well, because I am a musical actor.

Rappers kinda look stupid sometimes. Most of the time. I'm pretty sure I look stupid too a lot.

A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own disadvantage. People may be amused at the time, but they will be remembered, and brought out against him upon some subsequent occasion.

It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.

Gillard is as likeable as Rudd is charmless. She is self-deprecating; he is ludicrously vainglorious. She is a mistress of understatement; he is a ranter.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.

They tell me that So-and-So, who does not write prefaces, is no charlatan. Well, I am. I first caught the ear of the British public on a cart in Hyde Park, to the blaring of brass bands,and this . . . because . . . I am a natural-born mountebank.

I don't walk on stage unless I'm playing with a orchestra. But when I play a recital, I'm sort of on a scooter, and I just scoot very quickly on stage, and they're saying, wow, look at this. He's so fast.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

"Do you have any regrets?" Of course I do.

There are people who can write their memoirs with a reasonable amount of honesty, and there are people who simply cannot take themselves seriously enough. I think I might be the first to admit that the sort of reticence which prevents a man from exploiting his own personality is really an inverted sort of egotism.

I'm not a politician; I am a singer. Long ago, they said, 'That one, she sings politics.' I don't sing politics; I merely sing the truth.

If I wanted to make over my image, I could have given 10,000 interviews in the last 10 years. I haven't done anything wrong that I need to make up for. I am what I am in front of the world.

Music is like a mirror in front of you. You're exposing everything, but surely that's better than suppressing.