Jerry Lawler Quotes

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!

The Miz is a character I created. He's basically a wrestling star.

To be fair, the hardest part of my week is live-tweeting 'The Edge & Christian Show,' because I just can't keep up with the tremendous response and the controversy.

I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then tweaked by me, it's just me, Tyson Smith. Yeah, that's me, just a guy that likes to joke around when he doesn't have to be serious. And when he has to be serious, he's really serious!

Professional wrestling, the WWE, and being in the Hall of Fame represent such a large part of Hulk's life, as does his connection to the audience.

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer...than Scott Steiner.

Matt Hardy may be dysfunctional, but you can't spell dysfunctional without fun. My goal in the professional wrestling industry is to put fun into the dysfunctionality of it.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!

The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!

I have four or five wrestling personalities up my sleeve. I always want to deliver a great match, and my goal will forever be to continue to connect with the fans.

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.

When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother

I'm so glad you brought that up Jay Lethal as a performer has grown into, I'll say this even though I'm wrestling him this Friday, he's one of my favorite wrestlers in the game right now. He's unreal. He's amazing in the ring. It doesn't matter who he's wresting. He's unreal on the microphone.

I just know that I had great matches pretty much every night. I had great rapport with the fans. I could make them love me or hate me depending on what I wanted.

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

A man of remarkable genius may afford to pass by a piece of wit, if it happen to border on abuse. A little genius is obliged to catch at every witticism indiscriminately.

Ram it up your poop chute.