Adam Carolla Quotes

Despite my love affair with skyscraper heels, luckily for my feet I rarely wear them - preferring, instead, the comfort and child-handling practicalities of a pair of trainers.

Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

The pervasive idea is that if you're a man in the fashion industry, you're gay until proven otherwise. And of course there are lots of men who aren't. But people make certain assumptions.

I've always liked boots. I always think it's better to wear a boot, not a shoe.

I feel like people are so eager and willing to accept the concept of females being bisexual and having it be a very natural thing, but as soon as a male proclaims himself as bisexual, we automatically dismiss it and say, 'No, he's just gay.'

I think the word 'twink' is pejorative. There's something endemic about the gay community where we praise masculinity more than anything else.

I love a great pair of shoes, and as long as I feel like I can walk in them, I can dance in them.

I like penny loafers.

I don't wear socks with loafers!

Most gay men are as sexist in their thinking as are heterosexuals. Their patriarchal thinking leads them to construct paradigms of desirable sexual behaviour that is similar to that of patriarchal straight men.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated all my homosexual patients are quite sick - to which I finally replied so are all my heterosexual patients.

However, if you don't agree with their lifestyle, they spread the most hate. It is so hypocritical it makes my stomach turn. They need to learn how to respect others' opinions and not just jump to the conclusion that everyone who doesn't support homosexuality and gay marriage is homophobic.

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard).

Our gays are more macho than their straights.

Blue tried not to look at Gansey's boat shoes; she felt better about him as a person if she pretended he wasn't wearing them.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

Dad somewhat enjoyed being called gay. He said it made women want to prove the assertion wrong.

The secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe; you must only show the first two cracks.

I'm not a big heel person anyways, I'll wear them on the red carpet, but I've always been the one who loves loafers and brogues.

Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.

I find it very difficult to wear nice, pretty shoes. I'm much more comfortable in boots or Birkenstocks or loafers.

Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.