Roger Caras Quotes

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.

No one would think of bringing a dog into church. For though a dog is all very well on a gravel path, and shows no disrespect to flowers, the way he wanders down an aisle, looking, lifting a paw, and approaching a pillar with a purpose that makes the blood run cold with horror ... a dog destroys the service completely.

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

Dogs own space and cats own time.

I don't believe in ever putting a dog down for behavior issues, because that's just punishing the dog for something wrong that humans did.

I take my rucksack and go out the opening where the front door used to be. Manchee gets up from where he's curled and follows me. When I sit down, he recurls by my legs and fall asleep, farting happily and giving a doggy sigh. Simple to be a dog.

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs.

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.

When a man's dog turns against him, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

You know if there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog, and you're probably gonna put your children out of the way. Doesn't mean that you hate all dogs by any stretch of the imagination.

People keep a dog and are ruled by this dog, and even Schopenhauer was ruled in the end not by his head, but by his dog. This fact is more depressing than any other.

I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.