Shelley Winters Quotes

I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.

Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.

I'd rather not marry an actor because there isn't room in the house for two egos.

It is difficult for me to understand the tragic accounts of troubled marriages that come to me.

I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.

With my first two husbands, I always kinda sensed they thought there was something wrong with me. Maybe I was too flighty or whatever.

Actors are intelligent. Yet, many of them do not communicate well. That's what makes it so hard to have a relationship with one.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest.

It's axiomatic that all husbands are impossible. But I also think it's axiomatic that women are slightly impossible.

All of my husbands have robbed me blind.

I remember, in the early days of my marriage, I thought I married the wrong person. We held to our own ideas of what the other should be and do, but neither of us lived up to those expectations.

A lot of books about marriage are about marriages falling apart.

I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in their business. Especially if you're a woman and you have your own mind.

Moving on' is a concept invented by Housewives. Housewives who behave so appallingly all they can do is say they are moving on, preferably in a place where everyone can hear them. To stay put and acknowledge that their actions have consequences and to accept responsibility is simply too painful for this particular brand of narcissist.

I was married once. When the tinsel from Tum Bin' was wearing off, so was the happiness from my first marriage. Ever since, I've been wary of marrying again.

If you're going to marry someone, maybe you can be mad for a few weeks and it can still work out.

I'm thinking of doing a marital comedy for one of the studios, but I want it to be so painful that it'll have a profound effect on married couples who see it together.

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!

Arguments could fill a marriage like water, running through everything, always, with no taste or color but lots of noise.