Adam Carolla Quotes

The world is the mirror of myself dying.

Every dogma has its day.

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Each day, we wake slightly altered, and the person we were yesterday is dead. So why, one could say, be afraid of death, when death comes all the time?

Life is a constant process of dying.

You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man nor any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: the gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose, what we are willing to lose... That selfhood which is our torment, and our treasure, and our humanity, does not endure. It changes; it is gone, a wave on the sea. Would you have the sea grow still and the tides cease, to save one wave, to save yourself?

Nothing is durable, I think anybody who thinks sex is durable is going to have a lot of grief.

You can't go home again because home has ceased to exist except in the mothballs of memory.

Nothing lasts and yet nothing passes either, and nothing passes just because nothing lasts.

Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

What is plucked will grow again, What is slain lives on, What is stolen will remain-- What is gone is gone.

Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the central nervous system rather than blood flow to the genitals.

Yet, though it is like this, simply, flowers fall amid our longing and weeds spring up amid our antipathy.

It is not impermanence that makes us suffer. What makes us suffer is wanting things to be permanent when they are not.

Everything changes, nothing is lost.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

Nothing lasts forever

You have to hurry up if you want to see something, everything disappears.

You have to learn how to die if you wanna be alive.

everything changes, nothing perishes

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

I'm here. Soon I won't be. Zoey's baby is here. Its pulse tick-ticking. Soon it won't be. And when Zoey comes out of that room, having signed on the dotted line, she'll be different. She'll understand what I already know- that death surrounds us all. And it tastes like metal between you teeth.

The world is impermanent. One should constantly remember death.

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.