Dennis Miller Quotes

What is my truth can not be your truth.

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.

Common sense to one person might be something different to another.

One man's observation is another man's closed book or flight of fancy.

One man's holy is another woman's sublime.

The person who thinks I worship the devil and kill animals is just as important as someone who makes an interpretation that's closer to what I intended.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

One man's uplift is another man's sentimental hooey.

The biography I've written about Wendy Wasserstein will almost invariably be different than the one anyone else would write.

Writers and politicians don't think the same. They define truth differently.

Whether something is sensible or not is subjective. What is sensible to me might not be for others.

It depends on which reality you take and which reality I take.” (p. 318).

One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

You can take a picture of New York and one person looking at it will think it looks really depressing, frightening; and someone else will look at it and think of all the fun things you can do in New York. I think songs are kinda like that.

You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math. I'm entitled to the math.

The same facts impress us differently.

He is not to them what he is to me.

My intent is to tell the truth as I know it, realizing that what is true for me may be blasphemy for others.

There is no such thing as a true tale. Truth has many faces and the truth is like to the old road to Avalon; it depends on your own will, and your own thoughts, whither the road will take you.

We don't all see the same way at all. Even if I'm sitting looking at you, there is always the memory of you as well. And a memory is now. So someone who's never met you before is seeing a different person. That's bound to be the case. We all see something different. I assume most people don't look very hard at anything.

A Beethoven string-quartet is truly, as some one has said, a scraping of horses' tails on cats' bowels, and may be exhaustively described in such terms; but the application of this description in no way precludes the simultaneous applicability of an entirely different description.

I don't pretend reality is the same for everyone.

Your version of the truth is all that matters.

Some may find them merely diverting melodies. Others may find them incitements to Red revolution. And who will say if either or both is wrong? Not I.