Jack London Quotes

I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like putting sand in the bearings of an engine.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.

There are only three things to say about cocaine. One, there is no such thing as enough. Two, it will never be as good as the first time. Three, those first two facts constitute a tragedy of expense in ways that can't be experienced unless you've had cocaine. ... Your brain will settle into a puddle around your sinuses and you will die.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.

There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I use drugs and alcohol and booze is because it's healthy!"

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second.

Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.

Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness.

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.

As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it's the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you don't pay tax, you may be stealing from someone who needs an operation. As for me and drugs or alcohol: No thanks, I'm abstaining for a while.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I'm sure drugs and alcohol perhaps would inspire new thoughts, but it's certainly not something that I use as a tool or a mechanism to create.