Joan Rivers Quotes

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

I wouldn't consider cosmetic surgery.

I jog every day, but I haven't had plastic surgery - though that's not to say if one day I look in the mirror and go 'Ugh!' I won't have something done.

Of course, every time someone does a story on plastic surgery, my name will be dragged up. I've made it safe for other people to have plastic surgery. It's no longer a bad word.

I've never had Botox. But I like people to imagine I have.

I just think that I'll never have plastic surgery if I'm not in front of the camera. If you make your living selling this thing, which is the way you look, then maybe you do it. But trust me, the minute I'm directing or producing and not starring, I would never even think of it.

Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.

I don't happen to approve of plastic surgery. I think God put plastic surgeons on this earth for good reasons - people get burned or people might have a nose like Pinocchio and that has to be fixed. But to just chop yourself up to look a few years younger? You could come out looking like a Picasso picture.

If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.

I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.

Some people think I've had a nose job. I've never had anything like that done, but I have no judgement of anyone that does.

I find it amusing when you look at plastic surgeons because they don't seem to have had anything done.

There's not a part of me, apart from the soles of my feet, which has not had work done.

I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It's like a slippery slope - once you start you pull one thing one way and then you think, 'Oh my God, I've got to do the other side.'

I don't think there is anything wrong with cosmetic surgery at all. I think it's great. But I don't think it's alright to distort yourself.

They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I've had plastic surgery.

I worry about how accessible cosmetic surgery has become. Of course, if it has genuinely helped people, and their confidence has grown as a result; who am I to form an opinion?

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

I'm not big on plastic surgery for me but I don't fault it for someone who wants it for them. You have to do what makes you feel good, but it's not my thing.

We're all getting plastic surgery. Come on, this is the game here, and HDTV exaggerates all the features. Yeah, I'm proud of it, because we're all doing it. Nobody's talking about it.

I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a plastic surgeon, I would get a pair of cheekbones.

I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.

My thinking about plastic surgery is this. I haven't had it, but never say never. Because when you do, you are definitely going to go there.