Nikki Glaser Quotes

I say a lot of things I shouldn't say.

I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

I put my foot in my mouth sometimes. I'll be the first to admit it.

I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just hearing it come out of my mouth or seeing it typed and seeing it out there - something terrible that in real life isn't funny.

excuse me' he added, taking the opera glasses out of her hands and looking over her bare shoulder at the row of boxes opposite, 'i'm afraid i'm becoming ridiculous

I was immature the way I handled the business. I saw myself as a tribune of the people.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I was pretty bad when I was younger.

I must have been an annoying child.

My mouth is sore from continually extracting my foot from it.

Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.

I'm a basket case. Yeah, you know, I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

That's kind of a classless move to celebrate when a guy is injured.

I am bad mannered, naughty, and one of those few people who lands up in controversies, but I guess that's expected of me.

I feel bad for my parents for having to raise me. I was crazy.

One of my faults is a big mouth. I tend to say the wrong thing without meaning to.

I am capable of bad taste - deliberately.

There's a marked difference between a sexual predator, coercion tactics, and a man hitting on someone with the intention dating/wanting to get to know a girl he likes, however awkward, unpolished it may be.

During the second term of the Clinton presidency... I thought, 'Here is the literal and figurative role model for the United States of America behaving like a perverted little kid.' I just found it all really unmanly and undignified.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Are you crazy? Flirting with Eli Stock in front of Belissa Norwood, in Belissa Norwood’s house, while eating Belissa Norwood’s cupcakes?

I've been saying how I feel at the wrong time.

There's nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you're not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I'm the worst. I'm the worst at that.

Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

One need hardly dwell on the catastrophic possibility of uttering a bantering remark only to discover it wholly inappropriate