Lewis Black Quotes

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are.

The extraordinary summer heatwave of 2003 in Europe resulted in over 35,000 extra deaths.

The climate is obviously changing dramatically.

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day. When the sun is out and the wind is still, You're one month on in the middle of May. But if you so much as dare to speak, a cloud come over the sunlit arch, And wind comes off a frozen peak, And you're two months back in the middle of March.

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

I've always been fascinated by weather.

There's something I love about how stark the contrast is between January and June in Sweden. In a way, I feel that time doesn't exist in LA. Sometimes I don't know if it's February or April or October, because you're always sitting outside on the same patio, and it's 70 degrees.

One of the great things about Lanai is that the weather is always fabulous. Always 82 degrees and sunny. The problem is that, like California now, Lanai needs more water.

Scotland's a pretty place. I mean, as long as it ain't raining.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Climate change is here. We have to learn how to deal with it.

We do know that global warming has led to the increase in number and intensity of weather events.

I really missed the East Coast. I love living in Hawaii, but I miss the changing of seasons.

The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

The weather in New York, it fluctuates so much. Some days it's humid, some days you have a thunderstorm.

I don't like cold weather.

In Finland and the U.K. you can't predict the weather.

When you play in New England you have cold weather, hot weather, windy weather, or snow.

Denmark's fall and winter were really cold and long, actually, but my job often takes me to paradise, so I can't complain.

I like snow, but I don't want to live in Siberia.