Maria Bamford Quotes

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I am hopeful that one day I will meet that right man and will have a very happy life partner.

Women want love to be a novel, men a short story.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

I feel like if I'm sick, I need flowers. I'm very open about saying what I need from a partner, and he needs to meet those demands.

I took my time to find the perfect girl.

I love my wife and I know she loves me. We're best friends. We're just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It's a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that.

I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of cynical about romance and marriage but ultimately embraced it. Because I feel like comedy is always cynical, inherently, because it's contrarian.

Every one has her own love life. Every one has a dream to get a perfect life partner. But this is not so easy in real life. In fact, one doesn't love; it happens.

I love romantic comedy, but I think you have to have another idea that you're chasing along with romantic comedy.

'Harold and Maude' was a seminal movie for me because it's not only a beautiful love story, but it's also about the moment when misfits find each other.

There's a whole form of literature in India which talks about the quest for the perfect man by a woman, where every woman looks for a perfect man but only ends up with half that.

I was looking for a husband, but meanwhile to survive, I had to work.

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

I would like a boyfriend. I'm a very happy person and it is the final, final piece of the puzzle. I'm looking for that shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, fall-in-love person.

… adult education should be made available … so that our less privileged groups may be able to avail themselves of new openings which require more education than they possess.

I never knew anybody who didn't want to have a great love in their lives and to make a family.

'Fidaa' completely sticks to being a love story. It doesn't have any digressions. Opposites attract, they say.

You don't get into a relationship just for the sake of having a boyfriend. Of course, you have hopes and dreams that your first relationship will be your last.

'Main Aur Mr. Riight' is about a girl who is looking for perfection. She strives for perfection herself and is searching for a partner who is the same. The film is about her journey.

I have no set ideals for a partner or a husband.

Our fans wanted us to be together way before we even realised that we had feelings for each other. Our fans helped us win a dance reality show, and so we decided to share our love with those who have made us who we are.

I don't really believe getting into a relationship just for the sake for it. I don't get satisfied by it.