Peter Capaldi Quotes

I have no athletic skills whatsoever. I'm just literally incompetent.

I'm so uncoordinated.

I can't tie my shoes. So many people have tried to teach me, but it's one of those things where I physically can't learn. I don't know why.

Your physicality is this great thing, but it is also the thing that makes you clumsy and limits you in the world, so to speak.

In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.

If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It would be a comedy.

I'm very unphysical and graceless so basically if you save 10 people to be with you in a resistance movement, you would never save me. I'd be the last one.

If I had the use of my body, I would throw it out the window.

It’s stupid, and you can’t fix stupid

If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else.

It's frustrating that my body can't do what my mind wants it to do sometimes. But worrying or complaining about it isn't going to fix anything.

I am introverted and a complete klutz.

Technically I don't play sports because I have two left feet and I cannot coordinate and my motor skills are a bit 'out of whack.'

At 15 I was very clumsy, big feet and my footwork wasn't great. I was definitely not quick.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

You put his brain in a bird, the bird would fly backwards" -Secret Life of the Bees

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us?

Yes I think I'm okay, walked into the door again.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.

He understands my pity for his ridiculous, humiliating physical necessity.

There is nothing more pitiful than a ready and willing mind but an incapable body.