Amy Schumer Quotes

I do not know at what moment in life, if ever, we realise that we are neither George Sands nor Juliets. Of course, if we are not beautiful, we recognise early that beauty is nothing.

I have no issues with my identity.

I really do believe that my style is informed by the fact that I had such issues with my appearance at various times of my life.

I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

I thought I was a sexy symbol!

Obsessing about my image - that's not my shtick.

As Mark Weiner puts it, whether you gain 50 pounds or lose 50 pounds, whether you have a sex change operation for that matter, that it doesn't matter, that there is some part of ourselves that we cannot escape.

I suffer from an amazing amount of insecurities, and I'm grateful that my body image, it's normally not something I pay attention to.

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That is my idea of what I'd like to look like.

I am not someone who throws around the word 'self-esteem.' It is a fictional description.

Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair.

I'm no pin-up.

Why in the world would anyone want to photograph an old woman like me?

I was so beautiful but I didn't realise it for years. I saw pictures of myself and even I was stunned.

We have fallen in love with the body. That's that thing that looks back at us from the mirror. That's the repository of that lovely identity that you keep chasing all your life.

I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.

I told my mom, 'I'm not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover'. She said, "Miley, you are the girl on the cover,' and I was, like, 'I know, but I don't feel like that girl every day.' You can't always feel perfect.

The thing is that I never felt beautiful. I really never did. I think I can change my looks and be different things, but I've never thought of myself as this face.

I don't like myself without a beard.

Feeling comfortable in my own skin has never been easy for me.

I couldn't work my way into being a good-looking guy.

Finding out I was pretty was a very nice realisation.

When someone says to you, 'Oh, I don't take a good picture,' what they mean is they haven't come to terms with how they look. They take a fine picture, it's just that their image of how they think they look is not in touch with the reality.

I get so much mail from young women saying that they are so insecure when they look at me, but they don't realize all of the flaws that I have.

I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would.