Dane Cook Quotes

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

I'm not pessimistic about much of anything.

Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.

People think it’s easy to be cynical and pessimistic, but it’s incredibly hard work. It’s much easier to be hopeful.

In optimism there is magic. In pessimism there is nothing.

I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

I have friends who are very pessimistic. They say you can't possibly be an optimist nowadays. But I think, taking the longer view, you can still be as optimistic as you want.

I would say I'm an optimist by nature.

I don't want to paint a picture of total gloom and doom.

I'm such a fan of the glass being half full.

I am a hopeless optimist.

I'm not Pollyanna.

I go through life with a smile because I know things can be worse than they are.

Cynicism is easy. An optimist is a braver cynic.

There's an old line that goes like this: An optimist is usually happy. And a pessimist is usually right. Maybe so. But which would you rather be, anyway?

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

But you have to remember in life that there's a positive to every negative and a negative to every positive.

I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things.

most people lose the ability to see silver linings or even though they are always there above us.

I've always been an optimistic guy, to tell you the truth.

I'm now beginning to feel that the pessimistic vision is not for the movies.

In real life, I'm pretty much an eternal optimist.

I want no part of making any contribution whatsoever to the despair which eventually follows downbeat thinking.

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.