Craig Zadan Quotes

During my school days, I was doing a play, and my costume fell on the stage. I really wish it didn't happen.

The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means.

When it rains, it pours - figuratively and literally.

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

I was definitely born under an evil star. I have just been thrown out of the inn where I was staying, naked as a worm.

All the bad things that have ever happened to me have always happened in Rome.

I once got chased off stage by a heavy-metal band.

As ill-luck would have it.

I missed my entrance in a production of 'Blade to the Heat' at Thick Description in San Francisco. I came into the scene very late and hugged the punching bag. I had no idea what to do! Unfortunately, that mishap was recorded for archives at UC Berkeley. It goes down in history.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Yes, I did try acting when I was in high school and I was terrible at it. So I definitely have had the experience of being bad at artistic endeavor.

That was my pride and joy - that I made it through all those years of minor hockey without losing any of my teeth; then, I ended up losing them in a car accident in New York when I was riding in a taxi. So, I end up losing my teeth, but not in the glamorous fashion I envisioned.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

There are so many things that can go wrong while performing. I've had violin strings break; I've had pants that were slowly falling down, and I'd have to pull them up in between every song; my hairpiece was falling out, so a big chunk of hair was just flapping around as I danced, and I've completely fallen on my butt.

People make mistakes, and bad things happen.

Steve Bartman was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!

I don't really get embarrassed a lot because I feel like life goes on. I mean, I fell on stage one time; like, I tripped one time. My voice cracked... That's pretty embarrassing.

I've dreamt lucidly about how my Broadway debut would go and what that would feel like, but I know that I can't be prepared for that.

I once nodded off during one of my own concerts. While I was playing.

Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.

Disaster, to me, means in some big or small way, things going wrong. And that's obviously a matter of perception, right? Let's say your puppy chewed up all the shoes in your house. She probably had a fine time doing that. In her mind, a red letter day, the highlight of her puppy life.