Mike Tice Quotes

Historically, software for business was seen as unsexy because the products were seen as so poor - they provided such a poor user experience.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Tang sucks.

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

A revolting, fat, beast.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

You can build a place that is beautiful, but nobody feels comfortable sitting in it, and the kids aren't allowed to go into many of the rooms. Or a place can look lived in, but it doesn't please the eye.

You don't want to see me dance. That's not a pretty thing. Trust me.

It's a horrible name, Coldplay. It doesn't conjure up any positive thoughts.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

I was not an attractive child.

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

Yokohama does not improve on further acquaintance. It has a dead-alive look. It has irregularity without picturesqueness, and the grey sky, grey sea, grey houses, and grey roofs, look harmoniously dull.

There's no glamour in Nirvana, no glamour at all, in fact.

But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry.

The club scene is terrible.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

If it's a terrible script, it's a terrible bore.

L.A. makes you feel ugly.

Perhaps, Mr. President, it is because you are not a very likable man.

Resolved that when this house shall have seen Abraham Lincoln, they will have seen the ugliest man in the country.

That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

Angus is a pretty crappy name.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.