Eminem Quotes

Every time you write anything, at least half your readers are going to disagree with you. A big part of sports writing is how you respond to that tension.

Writers should provoke disagreement.

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back.

Of course defenders will try to provoke me - that is their job.

She was a stirrer of the pot, a lover of intrigue and distress, a creature who seemed to draw oxygen from the spectacle of people at each other's throat, everybody in a state of upset and talking about her.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

Diss me and you'll never hear a reply for it

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

People will look at Bowyer and Woodgate and say 'Well, there's no mud without flames'.

When people started reading me and talking to me about the work, they didn't say how funny, or how satiric, or how brilliant, or how this or how that, they said, how'd you get away with it? How'd you get that into print?

I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.

I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended.

It would be nice if everybody who had something interesting to say about my work could say it politely and civilly, but it doesn't work that way... Sometimes people are just really nasty.

By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this: he’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?

it's good to know who hates you and it is good to be hated by the right people

If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.

People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

He who has provoked the shaft of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.

I'm a recognizable person and some people feel the need for some reason to take me to task. You're really messing with the wrong person on that one.

If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.

Everything was meant to wind people up [in Make It Big ]. I don't know why we had this great pleasure in winding people up, but we really did think they would get the joke. And it backfired on us.

We're always on a tightrope. We're trying to put together people who don't make sense to be together, talking about issues that are sensitive and controversial. We're mixing dangerous chemicals on a nightly basis.