Demetri Martin Quotes
I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.
Martin, Demetri. These Are Jokes. Comedy Central Records, 2006.
Smith was the author of a major biography on Nelson Rockefeller who although a Republican advocated higher taxes to pay for what the pubic wanted from government and was one of the first politicians to seriously deal with assuring clean water.
Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.