Demetri Martin Quotes


I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.


Citations

Martin, Demetri. These Are Jokes. Comedy Central Records, 2006.

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Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.