Michael Caine Quotes

No, I don't see many movies. I don't even see my own movies.

I have made all my monies through cinema.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

In terms of pure comedic value, 'Tootsie' is brilliant.

There's not a lot of good movies being made.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

There isn't a studio in the world that wouldn't burn half its soundstages to get a Tom Cruise movie.

We always hope we can make a movie that will beat America.

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

The most important question in American cinema, I've learned, is 'When is lunch?'

The film industry is a lovely family and I respect it.

'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they wanted to believe they could go on private jets and be hanging out in Hollywood, but as a show, comedically, it was not funny. Not a funny show. It's funny, ironically, because of how terrible it is.

If I wasn't a film-maker, I'd be a film critic. It's the only thing I'd be qualified to do.

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

In the film industry, all the money is focused on television and the stupidity of American cinema.

I'm a fan of Bradley Cooper's.

Hollywood has treated me well.

As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.

I love 'Mean Girls.' I held out on watching it for a long time, but I'm so glad I finally did. Tina Fey is brilliant.

The word 'comedy' implies slapstick.

I love Jeff Bridges. You can never go wrong with that guy. I hope to work with him one day.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?